there was a reasonably attractive chick about age 35-40 in front of me in line. At first glance I thought she looked somewhat familiar. As the checker is scanning her order, she pulls out a HUGE wad of money, and I'm like damn girl put that shit away you gonna get robbed (I was in kind of a bad neighborhood). Her bill comes out to $60, and she counts out an insane amount of money. At this point I realize that ALL of the bills in her wad were $1's. She pays the entire bill in 1's, and has a solid 100+ behind.
Now most people would be annoyed as fuck, but your moderator: he has NEVER been more turned on in his entire life.