I'll post you decide.
(1) The fact that there are now double digit videos of my drunken insanity in 2012
(2) The fact that for me: # of drunk marriage proposals I've made > # of dates I have gone on
(3) Facebook and my debit card receipts are usually the way I figure out WHERE i was the night before. Not what I did there, but just where the fuck I was!
(4) The majority of cab rides that I have been on in my life have been permanently erased from my memory.