My Actual Birthday
- Hitting the longest drive of my life (304 yards). Yea I only made par on the hole- go fuck yourself.
- Drinking some beers, and having a couple shots
- STRIPPERS! Errors were committed...i don't want to talk about it
The Saturday of my Birthday
- Eric bought me a shot. Ashley bought me a shot. Paige bought me a shot. Rando buys me a shot. Eric and Ashley buy me a fishbowl. Total darkness ensues. I could have had sex with Kate Upton and not know it. Wake up on Sam Dow's couch disoriented as fuck and walk home. Pass by a church, and my drunk ass self looks at a group of churchgoers who give me a look of haughty derision.
Thank you to everybody who attended either or both of these events, it means a lot to me.