- Gambling/Playing Poker
- Going to a Strip Club and getting "taken care of"
- Getting Drunk
All in the same night. With this next Crown Royal rocks I'm about to pour, your moderator will have successfully completed one tonight. These triple crowns are rare and it takes a special kind of seasoned degen to complete one in one night.
WARNING: Completion of a Degen Triple Crown can/will be very expensive, but it cements yourself as a true degen, and one worthy of scorn from your married friends and the Moral Majority, and praise and admiration from fellow degens, strippers, alcoholics.