Wednesday, December 16, 2009

New Women Laws

- Going to get your nails or hair done is NOT just another event, it's like OMG the most important day of the month.

- You must NEVER directly tell a guy that you like them, that would be slutty. Instead you must leave a bunch of subtle body language clues that they won't be able to decipher, and will leave them even more confused.

- If it tastes good, DON'T eat it.

- Comparing one's self to other females is of paramount importance.

- It is your DUTY and obligation to place your b/f and other guy friends in ridiculous situations whenever possible, primarily by asking questions that regardless of answer will result in their demise.

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