Thursday, January 28, 2010

An Argument Against Public Restrooms

Don't get me wrong, as part of my I don't give two shits about life expectancy philosophy, I am a frequent inhabitor of public restrooms, because when you've gotta go, you've gotta go. However, the anti-public restroom camp has some solid arguments, and I've noticed a few of my own, and they deserve to be heard.

- Dane Cook is right, everything is so fucking wet. When you're holding something, and need to put it down, it's like the old sign I remember on Bigfoot Rapids (It will get wet, it may get soaked).

- So many man law violations occur in the men's room. Some guys are just clueless, some are teh ghey, and others just don't care. Whatever the reason said violations are extremely life tilting.

- Pretty sure that you have a greater chance of getting teh AIDS by simply walking into a gas station/beach bathroom than you do by sharing needles with a 50cent Tijuana hooker.

- Given how many people don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom, can you fucking imagine how dirty and how many fucking germs are on the bathroom door handles? Once again, not that I care, but just food for thought for you germaphobes.


  1. yeah Chris that probably wasn't the best choice of words.