M= marc1313/the moderator
Rule #1: When the moderator is NOT wearing Poker Stars clothing OR a given female's BAC is below 0.20, she is required under Article 10 Section 3 of Woman Law to find the moderator repulsive, unattractive, brush him off, and kick him to the curb.
Rule #2: When however a given female's BAC is over 0.20 AND the moderator is wearing Poker Stars related clothing, he becomes the hottest, sexiest guy in the bar/club.
Rule #3: I really need to start wearing Poker Stars related clothing more often.
Rule #4: Drunk chicks are FUCKING AWESOME!