Thursday, May 26, 2011

Wingwoman Application

Everybody with half a brain knows that a wingwoman is 100x better than a wingman. Women want what other women have, or at least they think they have, plus being seen with another woman alerts other prospective targets that at least someone can stand the son of a bitch.

- must be between 21 and 35 years of age
- must be willing to engage in any and all plays from "The Playbook"
- should be at least a 7 on the 1-10 scale
- must be a VERY good liar
- being multilingual is a huge plus

- dinner/drinks on me
- i'll buy you a shit ton of clothes/jewelry/whatever it takes to make you look better and get the job done
- if you are single, i will be happy to satisfy your sexual needs whenever you desire

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