Thursday, May 26, 2011

Why My Engaged/Married Bros Owe Me

Background: Most of my friends are couples, and I can really be an asshole to my female friends, but there is a method to the madness.

(1) The shit I say is fucking funny.
(2) When I legitimately hurt their feelings, as I have on multiple occasions, they can go crying to respective bro. Said bro makes them feel better, said bro gets laid that night. You're welcome guys, thank me later.

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