Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Memo to All Local Businesses:

if you do not have a public bathroom, and your establishment serves food or beverages, that is fucking bullshit and you will not receive the patronage of yours truly or any of my small bladder/breaks the seal so badly its a joke when they drink brothers and sisters. we are sick and tired of having to pee behind buildings, or go to two or three different places before being able to pee in comfort. WE ARE FED UP AND WE WONT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!

Yes you have to put up with more drunk people, but trust me, us drunk people have subconsciousess and they remember what places have public bathrooms, and when we are sober we choose the bathroom place over the non-bathroom place all day.

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